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Frankie: An Evil Genius Playing God with Human Genetics? Besides sharing superior and even “unfair” genetics, Miranda Kerr and her husband, Orlando Bloom, also share Frankie; a 5-pound militant Yorkshire Terrier. Sources say that the Yorkie has been instrumental in keeping the happy couple together, and has reduced the pair to a life of voluntary Yorkie-servitude.
As a conspiracy theorist, I might even hypothesize that Frankie brought the celebrity couple together in order to make a very attractive human baby. Although Frankie’s intent isn’t clear, “Eugenics” (the study and practice of selective breeding in humans) seems to be the motivation. Eugenics has frequently been practiced by dictators throughout history, and Frankie seems to be no exception.
Perhaps the evil Yorkie-genius will use the couple’s rich, attractive offspring as a pawn in his global plot of Yorkie world rule; or, perhaps he is just playing God with human genetics to amuse himself. Only time will tell.
Miranda Kerr; Unable to think for herself?
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It’s true, Frankie does seem to be building a master race of beautiful people. Can we also put Giselle Bunchen’s Yorkie Vida into this same category? I smell a spin-off website!
Yes, this canine plot seems to involve much of Hollywood, and Giselle’s Yorkie seems to be playing a key role. Going to do more research…
Your site is very good! I like it so much!
“Perhaps the evil Yorkie-genius will use the couple’s rich, attractive offspring as a pawn in his global plot of Yorkie world rule; or, perhaps he is just playing God with human genetics to amuse himself. Only time will tell.”
ha ha…,i must say your words are very Whimsical
I truly believe that the wonderful little creatures can bring peace to your inter being.
I love my Yorkie Skittles and the joy she brings to my life. Good for the Blooms and their wise choice in a pet!
Yorkie is being the first choice of beautiful and soft nature people be it celebs or anyone. If Yorkie of Miranda Kerr and her husband, Orlando Bloom playing a strong string attached between them and they are happy couples then god bless Yorkie.
My Sophie is like my baby. I go everywhere with her. She is also a beautiful Yorkie. I think they will always bring some kind of fashion love to their owner.
hahahah ok now that was funny! I wish that dog could hook me up with a one of them beautiful people. lol
It is great knowing that their dog Frankie helps them bind together as a couple. Since it acts as their very own child giving them responsibility to take care of the yorkie.
Frankie looks so small when Orlando Bloom carries him. I am really fond of a yorkshire terrier. I really find them cute and adorable.
Miranda is such a beauty. She also has this very adorable yorkie.
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