Women seeking a good sex partner should first learn what kind of dog a man has. “You want a guy that’s good in bed? Find a guy with a Shih Tzu or a Pomeranian or a little Yorkie,” Susie Essman tells Animal Fair magazine. “Because if he’s secure enough in his sexuality to carry around a fru-fru little dog like that, that is a guy who’s a keeper.” The Curb Your Enthusiasm star adds:

Never go out with a guy with a beagle. I know they’re cute, cute, cute, but they’re dumb, dumb, dumb, and they have no attention span, so you’re with the guy and he might not know what to do - the next night, you have to tell him all over again.”

The picture above is of Susie with her Shih-Tzu, Sumo.

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