CDW reader, Sebastian, sent us this article from the National Enquirer:

House star Hugh Laurie was enjoying an early morning stroll in L.A when he came across two pooches in a park snarling their heads off and baring their fangs, as their owners just stood there frozen in fear.

Hugh immediately took charge and began shouting commands, telling both gals to grab their dogs’ leashes and yank them apart before a huge bloody fight erupted.

“Always let them know you’re the boss”, he informed the two women, “even if you have to bite them”.

True story? Who knows, but it’s funny!