After months of late nights and early mornings and operating purely off of sheer will, we’re taking the morning off to do a little hiking with our dogs.

While we’re gone, we fretfully imagine all sorts of dog-breaking-news and pictures circulating without us:

Oprah will be shot by the paps walking all four of her dogs in Manhattan - off leash, Britney will buy two more dogs, twins this time…the color hair she’ll be sporting, we have no clue… Jake Gyllenhaal will go running with Atticus and happen to pass by Reese Witherspoon and one of her dogs, Coco…Paris will have all 12 of her dogs out at once with her at Kitson, Katharine McPhee will do a photo session with Nena and Larry…

ACK! We seriously hope that nothing even close to that happens! At least not this morning but we will be following up on the Brad Pitt/Lenny angle while we’re out!

Until later…