We’re looking for a savvy contributor to help us grow CDW. Celebrity whores, dog lovers, star stalkers, gossip hounds, WE WANT YOU! Well one of you anyway.

What’s required?

-Eight fingers and two thumbs to type

-A slight grasp of the Engwish langauge

-Internet access at your home, library, crack-den, wherever you have a computer

-The ability to know the difference between Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton

Those are just a few of the top skills we’ll be looking for and more. If you’re interested, shoot us an email by using the contact form and before you torture yourself wondering, yes, we are paying.

Let us know a little about you, if you’ve blogged before and where, why you want the gig, your interests, shoe size, account number to any banks that have large amounts of money, and of course, if you have a dog.

-CDW