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Frankie: An Evil Genius Playing God with Human Genetics? Besides sharing superior and even “unfair” genetics, Miranda Kerr and her husband, Orlando Bloom, also share Frankie; a 5-pound militant Yorkshire Terrier. Sources say that the Yorkie has been instrumental in keeping the happy couple together, and has reduced the pair to a life of voluntary Yorkie-servitude.

orlando bloom yorkieAs a conspiracy theorist, I might even hypothesize that Frankie brought the celebrity couple together in order to make a very attractive human baby. Although Frankie’s intent isn’t clear, “Eugenics” (the study and practice of selective breeding in humans) seems to be the motivation. Eugenics has frequently been practiced by dictators throughout history, and Frankie seems to be no exception.

Perhaps the evil Yorkie-genius will use the couple’s rich, attractive offspring as a pawn in his global plot of Yorkie world rule; or, perhaps he is just playing God with human genetics to amuse himself. Only time will tell.

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Miranda Kerr; Unable to think for herself?

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Bo Obama on Summer Vacation

by kevin on July 21st, 2010

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The First Dog, Bo, joined the Obama family on their summer vacation in Bar Harbor Maine last week. Bo visited several local attractions with the Obamas including Bass Harbor Head Lighthouse, before returning to the White House on Sunday.

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kelly osbourne dog woodySad news this week that Kelly Osbourne’s Dog, a Pomeranian named “Woody” has died unexpectedly.

It’s been an awful few days for Kelly, as she also recently announced her split from fiancee  Luke Worrall. “My life just could not get any worst (sic) right now,” she tweeted. “I come home to find my dog woody is dead.”

Kelly was reportedly in Las Vegas for several days, celebrating a friend’s birthday and recovering from her breakup before returning to find the dog dead.

The dog was her second Pomeranian, (she got a Pom named, “Sid” last year as a birthday gift)and she got him just a few weeks ago from a breeder in West Virginia. She had traveled there to get a new dog for her dad, Ozzy, who lost a dog last year to a coyote.

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Maltipoo – Celebrity Hybrid

July 20, 2010

Maltipoo Invasion – The Toyota Prius is no longer the hottest hybrid in Hollywood. Meet the Maltipoo; the unholy union of the Maltest and the Poodle that is hugely popular as an accessory among young celebrities right now. This designer dog has dethroned the toy Chihuahua (Paris & Brittney popularized, and then ruined that trend) [...]

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Heidi Montag Sulks With Dogs

July 16, 2010

Photo credit: Pacific Coast News Heidi Montag recently dragged her two Maltipoo dogs Dolly (white, named for Dolly Parton) and Ninja (black & white, named for ninjas everywhere) into her well-publicized post-breakup photo shoot. Like her breasts, the dogs have tripled in size since the couple brought them home just last fall. This photo was [...]

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