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Frankie: An Evil Genius Playing God with Human Genetics? Besides sharing superior and even “unfair” genetics, Miranda Kerr and her husband, Orlando Bloom, also share Frankie; a 5-pound militant Yorkshire Terrier. Sources say that the Yorkie has been instrumental in keeping the happy couple together, and has reduced the pair to a life of voluntary Yorkie-servitude.

As a conspiracy theorist, I might even hypothesize that Frankie brought the celebrity couple together in order to make a very attractive human baby. Although Frankie’s intent isn’t clear, “Eugenics” (the study and practice of selective breeding in humans) seems to be the motivation. Eugenics has frequently been practiced by dictators throughout history, and Frankie seems to be no exception.

Perhaps the evil Yorkie-genius will use the couple’s rich, attractive offspring as a pawn in his global plot of Yorkie world rule; or, perhaps he is just playing God with human genetics to amuse himself. Only time will tell.

Miranda Kerr; Unable to think for herself?

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